Hello!

yara-bear:

theknightofdavekat:

ex-genius:

THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT

seriously look at this awful thing

No.

No no no no no no no.

I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.

ITS LIKE A TAMPON MADE OF EGGS

I thought it was a vaporizer

THOSE EGGS LOOK BLAND AS ALL HELL

GROSS GROSS GROSS

dduane:

archiemcphee:

Inflatable Beard of Bees - Having an actual beard of bees is dangerous! This inflatable version won’t sting you and it still impresses the opposite sex. It’s the bee beard you’ve always dreamed of owning.

I’m…

Okay, I have no idea what to say about this except: PECULIAR.

ginchimera:

lum-uk:

Cats really can be comfortable anywhere.

hOW

winditier:

flyingpenguinapparatus:

My coffee got cold, so I made an owl with it.

you made an owL WITH YOUR FUCKING COFFEE

A “woman-child” is the type to prioritize her female friendships as if she were in a high school clique by posting pictures of her girls’ birthday dinners or boozy vacations on Facebook while her peers post wedding and baby pictures with similar zeal. She truly believes that women are in it together and is all about helping her friends start businesses, meet guys and pick out a cute outfit for a big event. Competiveness among females in the workplace is perceived as totally 80s. “Women-children” are increasingly looking back to create a new common ground and it’s a warm fuzzy ground.

The woman-child will likely get married later than the increasing national average. Advances in fertility treatments like egg freezing have also added to their confidence that they can reproduce older and potentially prolong their own girlhood.

Maybe “women-children” are afraid of becoming grown-ups in an increasingly scary world of layoffs, rich Republicans and insane weather patterns. Or maybe they have better survival skills. “Women-children” certainly seem to be enjoying themselves more than their peers who struggle with the motherhood/career conundrum. The trend has crept into my peer group, too. It’s as if some of the women around me still want to be girls because girls just want to have fun. Girls certainly don’t obsess over a feminist article in The Atlantic or the dearth of female directors in Hollywood.

“

—

This is the shit they post on Jezebel these days.

So got that ladees? If you’re not married with a kid who GASP prioritizes you friendships with other women, you’re officially a “woman child.” A curious “trend” we can blame on advances in fertility treatments that reassure women-children they have plenty of time to Grow Up and become mom’s like nature intended all along.

(via bricksandmortarandchewinggum)

I guess I didn’t realize that growing up meant you can no longer be a good friend…Priorities, ladies!

(via allyourlovearebelongtome)

And don’t call me a “woman-child” because I want to do what I want to do. I am grown as shit. I am a grown woman that does what she wants. I am a bad bitch, not a woman-child.

(via glossylalia)

hear that straight women? PLACING HIGH IMPORTANCE ON FEMALE FRIENDSHIPS AFTER TURNING, SAY, 18, MEANS YOU WILL NEVER FIND A SUITABLE MAN TO MARRY AND RAISE CHILDREN WITH. which, as we all know, is the true goal of feminism!!!! lol jezebel does anyone even read that shit anymore

(via stormborn-slytherin)

relationships with other women are immature and childish

you are only an adult once you enter into a relationship with a man and bear/raise his children

shit’s as old as dirt, you’re not creative jezebel

(via partysoft)

lolsofunny:

pokietomocko:

chaystar:

bbbreakfast:

rubeitalloverme:

THE BEST 23 SECONDS

Just press play and listen to this girl scream please, just do it.

oh my god this video is back on my dashboard instant reblog

Dont scroll past this. Watch it. Now.

HAHAHA BADKASJDLAKJABKDAKJDLS XDD AHAHAH

via wtfsofunny.info | sodamnrelatable

Here's The Opening Ceremony Tribute To Terrorism Victims NBC Doesn't Want You To See »

cleolinda:

I can’t embed it, but—you guys, what even? I watched this on the live feed earlier in the day and it was amazing—so once NBC started in with the commercials and the yammering and the Ryan Seacrest interviewing Michael Phelps at inopportune times, I wandered off.

fatascribunda:

gqgqqt:

Liam Hemsworth is set to play Ali Baba!!

cosmopolitan-fascist:

jonesydaking:

Yall we really need to protest this shit foreal. This is actually really really racist. This Anglo-Saxxon, Blonde Haired Blue eyed, Australian is going to play a Middle Eastern person. A Middle Eastern folk hero!! There are plenty of great Middle Eastern actors out there that would be perfect for the role. There needs to be some kind of backlash from this. This is Hollywood white washing the history of the Persia. There are no people in that part of the world that look like Liam Hemsworth. If he gets to play Ali Babba, then the next King Arthur better be Idris Elba, Abraham Lincoln should be played by Will Smith, and the next Jesus should be played by Jackie Chan. Sometimes I really hate you Hollywood.

OH HELL NO

FUCK THIS SHIT

THIS WHITE WASHED HOLLYWOOD ACTING ROLE BULLSHIT PISSES ME OFF SO FUCKING MUCH

LIAM HEMSWORTH IS A SHITTY ACTOR AND HE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO WHITEWASH A ROLE THAT COULD EASILY BE PLAYED BY A POC

what

but

but it’s ali baba

but he’s

what

but

….

fuckery

but he can just get a tan guys! I mean, it’s not like there are ACUTAL MIDDLE EASTERN ACTORS OUT THERE OR ANYTHING. nope! and if there are, they’re totally not hot enough to play a hero!

WHAT THE HELL

fucknoreligiousfanart:

An angel said ”Fear not, for i bring you tidings of great joy. Which shall be unto you, who is born this day… a savior. He is Christ the lord”. The shepherds whom the angle spoke to, saw a star in the sky. High above Bethlehem, they knew they must go toward there and greet the child.

In star wars style, with a Gungan and Calamari as sheperds. Mery Christmas and God/Jesus Bless

It takes a special kind of mind to read the Bible and decide that the main problem with it is “Not enough Jar Jar Binks.”

(trigger warning: racism) RICK SANTORUM LITERALLY CALLED BARACK OBAMA A RACIAL SLUR »

ghostblowjob:

(this video just surfaced today, but i believe the speech is from two days ago)

this is happening

in america

did I really just hear that. did I. holy shit.

findthepony:

Yup.

gearsngarters:

belladarling:

typicalbrony:

dreamingdusk:

narrated-by-morgan-freeman:

connorlaughingalonewithtrees:

minestuck:

yourcreepyuncle:

love-and-rainbows-88:

meirz:

abaldwin360:

ashesaoirse:

lacigreen:

fuck PETA.

more anti-woman, body negative bullshit from peta? shocker.

GOOD JOB, PETA, MAKE PEOPLE NOT TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY EVEN LESS THAN THEY ALREADY DO.

FUCK peta.

Does peta only exist for like.. attention?

FUCK YOU PETA.

wow that’s

fucked up

really peta

really

peta is an absolute fucking joke

okay wow i already thought they were bad with the porn site and the whining about mario’s tanooki suit

but THIS

THIS

peta can go to hell for all i care

Dear PeTA,

But I’m vegan and am far from being skinny. Fuck body policing.

Okay see this?
Fuck this!
This is the kind of shit people should be angry about!!!
Not a hat during a photoshoot.

PETA are the Rick Santorum of activist groups. Fuck them. Fuck them in their stupid assholes.

And eat more meat.
The end.

Srsly, PETA, suck my dick. If you can find it under all the blubber. I’m mostly veggie usually but now I will go out and eat a nice big bacon double cheeseburger on your behalf, you cunty little twat-waffles.

If it’s an honest rape, that individual should go immediately to the emergency room, I would give them a shot of estrogen.

“

—

Ron Paul, on rape and abortion.

What. The. Fuck.

(via shitthatronpaulsays)

No HIV/STI test, no counseling, no plan B, no call to the police?

(via socialistexan)

“honest rape” ???

(via stfuhatemongers)

what the fuck would an estrogen shot even do.

(via thelefthandedwifegonerogue)

AMERICA! LOOK UPON WHAT YE HAVE WROUGHT AND WEEP!

(via lau-ra-sau-rus)

Seriously, what the fuck would a shot of estrogen do in that scenario? Anyone?

(via stfuconservatives)

This is why I can’t take you seriously if you support Ron Paul. Wtf IS this bullshit even?

(via i-gloriana)

Has he fucking lost it because what the FUCK would estrogen even fucking do? WHAT? I honestly don’t…can’t…WHAT?!

(via face-down-asgard-up)

A giant fuck you to Ron Paul and all those who still support him. SERIOUSLY HE IS AN ATROCIOUS HUMAN BEING

(via panasonicyouth)

wtfwhiteprivilege:

midwestsouthernblend:

yoisthisracist:

The Dude asked: Yo, is this a good faith effort to show that this day care facility caters to people of all races, or is it one of the 5 most racist things you have ever laid eyes on?

HOLY SHIT WHY DID THEY MAKE THE WHITE KID A FUCKING CRAZY DEMON BABY THAT IS THE SCARIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

I need @vulgarwoman to see this

I see it! Not sure if this is run by a white person…but damn…

dear tumblr social justice community

panasonicyouth:

I just got asked to put a trigger warning on something for “gay.”

As in I need to trigger warn for talking about being gay.

um.

I think you have gone too far, social justice community.

Yes. This is too far.