i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles
and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax”
and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles”
so i go to the fridge and open the freezer omg
why did you do this
mom i know u can hear me
wHY
WHY TELL ME
HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS MANY TO BUY AT ONE TIME OMG
cRYING
scrEAMINg
LMAO OMG
ohmygodYOURMOMISAWESOME
I bet the freezer had a fit when she put all the warm freezer pops in there at the same time…
WHERE DID SHE PUT ALL THE REST OF THE FOOD
there’s a teacher at my school who has a copy of the Declaration of Independence taped to his door. Seeing as it was my last day, I decided to steal it and replace it with a photo of Nick.
i don’t care how long it takes
sooner or later, my family will have to look out the window
kjgfhgjkgjkdfghdfjkghd
The best Amazon reviews possibly ever: Buyers review the Bic Pen.
My favorite:
Worked fine with my right hand, but when I came to use my left hand my writing came out looking like the work of a complete imbecile. I can only assume Bic have created a right-handed only pen, and would caution left-handers to “try before you buy”.
Commence trolling for season 3.
Mark I love you. Really I do.
god
they couldn’t WAIT to do this to us
sob
oh Mark.
IT’S BEEN TWO DAYS.
Oh god this is going to be a frustrating year.
NOT YET GODDAMMIT WE’RE NOT EVEN A BIT READY
YOU ASSHOLE
bitch
Not a bloody second too soon.
Bring him home, boys!! :)
