It isn’t just powdered instant hamburgers…
Y’all do realize that part of what makes him photogenic is that he meets Eurocentric, white supremacist, ableist, cissexist, heterocentric, binaryist ideals of male attractiveness, right?
I get that beauty isn’t objective and it definitely is about who and what is being seen and in what context, but this dude would never have gotten this much attention if he hadn’t presented the Perfect White Dude image to the camera, right?
I’m so tired of seeing his face everywhere because it’s basically like a bunch of folks are saying, “Congrats! You’re the Perfect White Man! Here’s a prize just for showing up and being really white and really male and really cis and really able. Enjoy that while we fawn over you.”
this is so dumb i can’t even
oh my god
JFC, it was only a matter of time before someone on tumblr did this.
Oh my god are we serious
it’s about his fucking smile.
oh I get it, you’re THAT person. that self loathing white person who likes to ruin everything for everyone else and thinks they’re a warrior of social justice by claiming every little thing involving white people is racism and comes on tumblr to rant about the white man as if you’re Malcom X in the 1960s. I bet you talk to black people about their oppression and nod in sympathy as if you personally understand their problems and are disgusted by the white race while forgetting YOU’RE FUCKING WHITE.
and you use lots of big words that mean the same thing to show off how educated you are in these matters and how you’re so much better than everyone else for using them.
there’s nothing white supremacist about the meme oh my fucking god like how stupid are you.
“but this dude would never have gotten this much attention if he hadn’t presented the Perfect White Dude image to the camera, right?”
um actually he was just innocently, casually jogging in a marathon when someone took his picture and he unintentionally became internet famous.
it’s not like he planned on “presenting the Perfect White Dude image.”
that’s just how he fucking looks.
he didn’t wake up in the morning and go “oh how do I look like a perfect white man today.”
he just happens to be extremely attractive.
are white people not allowed to be considered attractive? is it ~racist~ for anyone to praise a white person for anything?
OKAY EVERYONE LET’S NEVER TALK ABOUT HOW ATTRACTIVE ANY WHITE PERSON IS EVER AGAIN BECAUSE THAT’S SO WHITE SUPREMACIST
I’m sorry I want to be done ranting here but I’m just completely baffled by this level of stupidity. like my mind is spinning trying to comprehend all of this fuckery.
where are you getting all of this shit from
how did you manage to pull all of this out of your ass
how is he ableist? because he was running in a marathon? oh pardon me let’s make sure no one ever dares to run anywhere ever fucking again because that’s fucking ableist.
cissexist? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHERE DO YOU LOOK AT A PICTURE OF HIM AND GET CISSEXISM FROM? WAS HE WEARING A SHIRT THAT SAID “I HATE TRANSEXUALS?” HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW HE’S NOT TRANSGENDER? YOU DON’T. OR HE COULD BE PANSEXUAL. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIM.
and heterocentric, oh my god. saying he’s heterocentric is so fucking judgmental. you automatically assume that he’s heterosexual because he’s strong and good looking, which implies you don’t think gay men can be strong or good looking.
as for binaryist now I think you’re just making shit up omg go home
sometimes in life there will be pictures of able-bodied “heterosexual” white males. get the fuck over it and stop crying about it.
the rest of my feelings can only be explained in gifs
Tumblr, I know you’re trying really, really hard to be good, socially aware crusaders for justice. I know you are. But sometimes jumping up and down screaming because white people still exist ISN’T HELPING and pretending you are an expert on all the forms of oppression just waters down what real oppression is and how it affects actual oppressed people. Keep on being aware, please, but don’t jump up and down playing the oppression olympics every single time you think you might be able to. It cheapens the whole fight and makes everyone look stupid and no one pays attention to idiots. Okay? Okay.
Lmao, I can’t even.
Dammit, it’s impossible to make him unattractive
^^^^ WTF, HE’S STILL SO ATTRACTIVE
REBLOGGING FOR THE MEME GUY XD
OMG THE MEME GUY DOESN’T NEED EYEBROWS!
This scared me