my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time
kanye west wakes up on a plane to find a water bottle next to him. he groans and looks around for the owner of the water bottle, but no one is claiming it. he rolls his eyes but accepts the responsibility of caring for it. besides, it’s growing on him. fast forward 18 years and kanye is watching his water bottle graduate top of its class. he couldn’t be more proud as he wipes a tear from his eye. “that’s my water bottle,” he whispers.