Hello!

May 23

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bustin-makesmefeelgood: kittydoom: CAT OWLS Cowls, as worn by Batman

bustin-makesmefeelgood:

kittydoom:

CAT OWLS

Cowls, as worn by Batman

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slantededge: at my future wedding and funeral service

slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service

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something-radiates:

so on the plus side my doctor was really cute and talked to me about game of thrones while he was doing his stuff because he could tell i was nervous and i get to see him again every six months for the rest of my life

on the negative side my right eye will gradually get worse and i’m going to lose sight in it by the time i’m, best case scenario, fifty, but more likely closer to forty 

….yeah this doesn’t even out 

BABYYYY NOOOOO :( :( :( :(

…….maybe you could wear a sexy eyepatch?

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May 22

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picturesque-scene: they saw the chance they took the chance

picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance

they took the chance

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the-absolute-funniest-posts: niknak79: He’s tripping on acid

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

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dduane: doctorcanon: cmcross: No, you don’t understand. This actually happens. We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re  all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY. So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED. So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown. It was the funniest shit ever. Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.  (chuckle) ….Yep.

dduane:

doctorcanon:

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.

This actually happens.

We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re  all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.

So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.

So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.

It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these. 

(chuckle) ….Yep.

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dduane:

pumpkinlessidjit:

jadedgalvanizer:

timelordsatan:

ambular-d:

pumpkinlessidjit:

i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid

and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth

and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love

“no”

ANABIEL

LOOK IT UP

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IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW PRETTY IT IS OH MY GOSH <33333333333

(chuckle) Loving this to bits.

thecakebar: Buttermilk Strawberry Sherbet

thecakebar:

Buttermilk Strawberry Sherbet

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standinherspotlight:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

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