Cowls, as worn by Batman
at my future wedding and funeral service
(Source: nastyshitwhitepeopleeat, via kelseyofcake)
so on the plus side my doctor was really cute and talked to me about game of thrones while he was doing his stuff because he could tell i was nervous and i get to see him again every six months for the rest of my life
on the negative side my right eye will gradually get worse and i’m going to lose sight in it by the time i’m, best case scenario, fifty, but more likely closer to forty
….yeah this doesn’t even out
BABYYYY NOOOOO :( :( :( :(
…….maybe you could wear a sexy eyepatch?
they saw the chance
they took the chance
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via prguitarman)
He’s tripping on acid
No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.
Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.
i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
LOOK IT UP
IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW PRETTY IT IS OH MY GOSH <33333333333
(chuckle) Loving this to bits.
Buttermilk Strawberry Sherbet
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”