1. First impression: I KNEW I LOVED YOU INSTANTLY
2. Truth is: I would help you bury evidence.
3. How old do you look: More mature than me, but not our age. We look like teenagers and you’re the mature teenager.
4. Have you ever made me laugh: A L W A Y S
5. Have you ever made me mad: this is a stupid question NEVER
6. Best feature: your whole being and face and everything about you
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Well, duh.
8. You’re my: BFF FO LYFE.
9. Name in my phone: Kylee Jizzle and I forget what picture I put. Your e-mail in there is “firstname.lastname@example.org”
10. Should you post this too? yep
- Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
- Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
- Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
- Obama: Supports gay marriage.
- Obama: Education for all!
- Obama: Universal healthcare!
- Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
- Americans: You're destroying this country.