do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
my computer tried to do an update that went REALLY HORRIBLY WRONG and basically DESTROYED MY ENTIRE OPERATING SYSTEM. Even when I tried to put the system restore disc in, my computer basically said “I don’t know what to tell you, man”
so long story that was full of ugly sobbing short, my dead computer is lying in state in Boyfriend’s (btw tumblr did I ever tell you guys that we got engaged? because we did and the ring is really pretty) house, waiting to be fixed. Some kind folks at the IT department of Boyfriend’s job have offered advice and soon he will attempt to fix her. I’ve been without a computer of my own since THURSDAY and have been basically sneaking stolen moments on my mother’s aging laptop since.
Boyfriend says there’s no reason to believe all of my stuff is lost unless one of my pitiful attempts to fix everything somehow wiped the harddrive, so that’s good news. MY SIMS WILL LIVE ON!
ANYWAY I LOVE YOU GUYS AND AM TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH EVERYTHING. MISS U LOTS.
- post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
- you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
- no more selfies allowed
- blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
- heroin will be legalized
- george bush will become president again
- stock market will crash
- korea will blow the US up
- world war 3
New streetlamps could improve your view of the stars.
A new paper published in the journal Optics Express describes a system for focusing light from streetlamps directly on the area required, with almost no light leakage horizontally or vertically. Conventional street lamps scatter up to 20% of their energy away from where it is required, not only wasting power but also leading to light pollution which obscures your view of the night sky.
The proposed LED lamp uses a lens to limit where the light is projected, with a reflecting cavity to recyle light that would otherwise be wasted. The team thinks the system would use between 10 to 50% less power to illuminate a section of road than current LED streetlamps, which are already more efficient than regular lamps.
A prototype is being developed and is hoped to be completed this October.
This sounds awesome.
Oh GOD yes.
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
What is even happening here
It’s like that weird photo of the Waybros
WHERE ARE THESE PICTURES COMING FROM
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
All of you are wrong. The J in GIF is silent. Like in José.
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm